Category: Humor

Laughs

Dec 25

Dear Santa What I Want for Christmas from Hadoop

Dear Santa, How do you keep track of all the wishlists and presents for the billions of boys and girls around the world?  I bet you have a lot of transactional data collected from all your photo sessions at the shopping mall, from all the letters you receive, and from all the sourcing and manufacturing …

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Feb 02

Big Data Top Questions by Marketers and their Kids Infographic 2013

What are the top questions marketers ask about their Big Data and how are they similar to their kids’ questions? Here’s a tongue-in-cheek look at how their questions are similar. See the below infographic from Infochimps via Visual.ly. Big Data 2013: Why Marketers and Their Kids are Asking the Same Questions infographic   I work …

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Jan 25

Friday Funnies: Hadoop Stunts and Tricks

Here is a “cute” video of Hadoop doing spectacular things, for your Friday Funnies viewing.  Video is from Informatica which is well known for ETL software and is now positioning itself in the emerging Big Data world.

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Jan 02

Vow to Become a Big Data Hadoop Wizard This Year

Big Game or Big Data cartoon

So everyone is talking about Big Data and Hadoop and how they will be transforming business.  Are you ready for the transformation?  Will you stay ahead of the curve and update your skills before your current skills become obsolete? Join me in vowing to become a Big Data Hadoop Wizard this year.  Follow the HadoopWizard.com …

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Dec 29

What is Hadoop? A Light-Hearted View…

"What is Big Data?" cartoon comic strip by Jimmy Wong

Many people have asked me “what is Hadoop?”  They have heard about Hadoop and know that it is somehow related to “Big Data” but not sure of much beyond that.  On this HadoopWizard.com website, over the next few weeks, we’ll be learning together what is Hadoop and how Big Data experts are leveraging Hadoop to …

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